Random game

This is a game I actually made up last year. It's called, "Random".

The goal of the game is to post a semi-funny, semi-unusual, semi-random phrase, sentence, word, etc. For example: (Don't get blinded by how unbelievably epic, how extrodinaily awesome, how amazingly random, how unbelievably extravagant, how magnificent, how wonderful, how awesome, how unbelievably intelligent, how smart, how freekin epic, how so dang cool you'll pass out, really uber non-boring epic super cool awesome perfect epic it is! How cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool it is! How so awesome you'll just have to become my eternal slave! How so unbelievably cool you---ah, I guess I'll get to the point then...)

Joseph Stalin rode a Katusha rocket which was mounted to a humpback whale to ride to land of guam while saying, "I am a SUPER HAGEN!" all day long.

Top that.

Gumball ran to the junk store today tomorrow hippow chewing gum

My mother-in-law, Joe, was caught recently eating a banana split with Santa Clause while she was trolling on her super hagen.

The Department of Metaforical Historical Environment Input declared today that all trolls are hereby given one spoiler candy.

:troll:

would you care to touch that superhagen creature? he's throwing doubleposts at smiley faced pizza men who just want to fart in peace...

then try eating some buttermilk...